The other day I popped into the hairdressers for a bit of a
trim and to touch up my highlights.
I probably should have begun to get worried when she got out
the bleach and began smearing it all over my head. It did look a little light and not at all
like highlights. “Oh,” she said “this
colour is going to look sooo good on you.
It’s looking so pretty!” By the
time my hair had been washed, partially dried and then washed again I was
beginning to be really worried. Oh dear,
what was this going to look like?
Well, as soon as I got back into her chair and she took the
towel off my head I found out. “Don’t
you love it?” she gushed. And then the
English kicked in “Ummm.. it’s a bit orange” I managed to mumble somewhat under
my breath. “I can put a darker wash on
it if you like” says she. “Oh no, it’s
fine” I said in true British understated anger.
Oh yes, it was fine alright – if you wanted to look like a bloody ginger
tom!
I look like this |
And then we got to the “trim” which apparently means “Take off
three inches” in American speak. I
wanted it back into the A-line bob I previously had – “but not too short” I
said. Well, now I have ginger hair and a
haircut that looks like I’m in infants school.
A perfectly (kind of) straight bob, no A-line anywhere to be seen. An orange
bob no less!
I wanted to look like this (kind of) |
It’s not like I’m not going home for a couple of weeks and I
have time (a) to get it re-cut and dyed into a better looking shape and colour (b) for it to grow out, (c) for it
all to fall out, (d) to shave my head (well, I might have time for this one, but it's a bit drastic)
Oh no, I’m off to Blighty today and I have a birthday party
planned with people I haven’t seen for years.
So, no problem there then! And I’m
sure everyone will say “It’s lovely”…
they are all British, after all – don’t want to make a scene or upset anyone.
If I was more assertively American, the tip would have been (a)
Wear a hat when it’s raining or (b) Don’t eat yellow snow. But I’m not, and I didn’t and that’s it.
I shall be taking the walk of shame at my own
party!
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