What with all the talk of Scotland's independence going around at the moment, I thought I would put in my tuppence…. I am not at all politically interested in anything (true story) so I’ve really only been reading the headlines. But as with anything there are pro’s and con’s and I thought I would make my list. So here goes
I know there are a lot of people out there who absolutely love them, but to me, the bagpipes sound like someone trying to strangle a cat. It’s like nails on a blackboard to me – makes me cringe. So maybe England can ban them? Please.....?
|Oh look - bagpipes!|
When England play Scotland at Wembley, the English would be able to sing and dance in the fountains at Trafalgar Square. Up until now, the Scottish take over and you can’t get anywhere near the bloody things. Mind you, it’s not that England supporters ever have anything to sing and dance about.
|Can we have a go please?|
I don’t know about you, but to me a man in a skirt is just not sexy and it seems that those bloomin’ Scots always want to show you what’s underneath and it’s usually nothing!! Please, please don’t do that….. Good old English trousers please!
|I don't really need to see this, thank you.|
You might have to show a passport to get into Scotland from England. I’m not sure this is actually a con for me, seeing as I’ve never actually been to Scotland – the furthest north I’ve been is Newcastle and although they talk incredibly funny there, I don’t think it’s actually Scotland.
Walker’s Shortbread, who doesn't love it? I love the stuff dipped in a nice cuppa. Every Christmas I buy a big tin of Walkers. I won't be able to live without it. (Well, I probably could, but I don't want to). Will Scotland stop us being able to buy some?
|I'm going to miss this|
This has got to be the biggest 'con' of the lot.. what will happen to our wonderful flag? Am I going to have to throw away all my union jack emblazoned items. Do I need to take my flag off my car? It will look really odd (and a bit anaemic) without the blue. And yes, I have just managed to make the Scottish independence debate all about myself.
|Stay with us Scotland... we need your blue bit!|
But I suppose we will all have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens. I'm a bit of a traditionalist and although Scotland already have their own Parliament, their own money and their own flippin' language, I just don't want them to go. It will be like having your upstairs neighbours move out and although you've never actually talked to them, you're used to them because they were always there. It's all a bit sad really.