|Oh, no thank you!|
|And again I say, No thank you!|
|Drinkies - don't mind if I do!|
|Start off slowly - vegetables first (ignore the cheescake)|
|Bacon and more bacon - I sense a theme...|
If you can leave the Fair without being sick in a bin, then you are a brilliantly fantastic person, with a stomach of iron. I'm not saying I've ever been sick in a bin, (well not at the Fair anyway) but I have gone home with my jeans undone once or twice.