I have often wondered why Americans don’t use knives when eating. Having been brought up to eat properly with a knife in the right hand, fork in the left, it continues to amaze me when I see people trying to actually cut their food with a fork. Go to any restaurant and you will see it all the time.
But what’s even more hilarious is watching them when they actually try and use both utensils. Totally the wrong way round, they might as well be wearing boxing gloves! The fork is always upside down and the knife, well, don’t even ask what they’re doing with the knife. It looks a bit dangerous, as if the food is about to shoot off the plate at any minute. You can watch this for agonizing minutes and then once the “cutting” is over, they go back to eating all their bite size pieces with only a fork, which they have switched back to the other hand. A bit like cutting food up for your baby.
I have often sat and watched Dave try and cut a juicy steak with his fork, leaned over and said “You do have a knife you know, wouldn’t that be easier?” I get “the look.” Now I’m not saying it’s the wrong way to eat (it is), but it is just so, well, awkward and looks like a a lot of hard work.
Here’s a short and possibly quite possibly ‘politically incorrect’ lesson in using a knife and fork the Downton Abbey way.
I find it very peculiar and funny to watch the Americans, but I will admit I get funny looks when I’m eating Pizza and fried chicken (not at the same meal) with a knife and fork. I am told “That’s what your hands are for.” But it doesn’t feel right to eat with my hands. That'll be my "stodgy" British upbringing.
Oh and one more thing, when you’ve finished, America, please put your knife and fork together in middle of the plate. Thank you. That’s all.